I spent My day decorating My wonderful little abode for the festive season quickly approaching. Tree is up, lit and decorated. Gotta love Florida and fake trees I tell ya! Plus, there is always a wonder in going through the ornaments and remembering one’s childhood – hung up next to the black gladss bulbs and Maleficent ornaments of course!
No shopping was had today and that makes Me a little sad. I should be out every day spending your hard earned money on that which pleases Me. So get off that lazy assed rump of yours and start sending all that money to Me! What the hell are you going to use it on anyway? you know I can spend it better and will enjoy it infinitely more.
How do you get it to Me? Well now little ATM, there are plenty of ways.
When this button right here ^ says “Call Me Now” it means I’m taking calls on TalkSugar and will either ignore you for My own amusement or else titillate, tantalize and otherwise destroy you.
If that button says “Unavailable” fret not little slaveling, for you can still click on it and purchase items from My SugarShop. A recording, a story I wrote and narrated for your pleasure and four different photo sets all for you to purchase and worship Me by.
Then there is always emailing Me to find out directly how you can send Me cash. I prefer Green Dot for such things as they allow you and I both the security and confidentiality without having to use pesky credit cards. you would go and purchase Me a Money Pak (the higher the amount, the better) and email Me the code that it includes. I would then use that code to load My own person card with the funds you have sent to Me and done! I’d be off spending your cash in an instant and it’s so painless….for Me at least!
Those are My preferred methods….which reminds Me…
tomlin, I know you’ll read this….your pay day is coming up very soon. I would hate for you to have to pay late fees! (Note: That is mocked sarcasm, of course!)
I was informed today that someone wants to fall asleep with their head between My thighs. Though I am not whole heartedly certain that this would be comfortable for Me, the idea is certainly intriguing….
With that thought, I’ll say adieu for the evening My flock…
Till later…
~E
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