monthly devotees not only dont pay their tuition in time but then give Me a NULL number for My Green Dot card on top of it.
Stupid little tomlinsissy was supposed to pay Me on the 1st. Lucky for him I am a benevolent Goddess and give a few days grace (things happen, I know this). I had to IM AND CALL the bastard to get a response and when I did….the number didn’t work.
tomlin – you realize I should post your number and have random members of the congregation (or anyone else that views this blog and would get a kick out of it) call you and harass the ever living shit out of you ,right? But again, I won’t. Why? Because you’re so fucking pathetic all it would make you do is wet yourself and have you in the fetal position in the corner somewhere and what good does that do Me other then the momentary satisfaction of your humiliation. It’s not the money you OWE Me…I’m not even enforcing the late fees cause theoretically you have till I wake up before those go into effect anyway. I know you’re already crapping in your panties anyway for having displeased Me.
And this, the day before I leave for My relaxing and enjoyable getaway!
Then, to almost add insult to injury…I’m speaking with chessy a while ago and he tells Me about going to pick up his friend from the airport tonight. How nice, I say and he tells Me it’s not a big deal; friend just has a court date tomorrow. I laugh about the company he keeps and he tells Me this friend is a good guy, just wracked up “several” DUI’s.
WTF?
First of all, these DUI’s are obviously in another state. Secondly, and I tell chessy this, several DUI’s does not a good guy make, it makes them fucking retarded and dangerous and he obviously can’t think for himself.
chessy then goes on to tell Me about how it’s just a cash making venture for the state; the new Chief of Police is focusing on traffic stops and not REAL crime like murder, rape, etc which apparently has increased.
I don’t give a flying fuck. One DUI and you can still be a good guy who just made a shitty assed decision. SEVERAL and your a chronic menace to society that should have your god damn license revoked permanently at the best, jail at the worst. How many lives did this jackass endanger when he was behind the wheel? If these are the times he was caught, and it’s SEVERAL, how many other times did he do it where he was lucky enough NOT to be caught? Statistically, if he didnt learn the first, or second time, then obviously he would keep doing it.
I warned chessy not to talk to Me about legal matters. It’s obviously safer for him that way.
All this, again, the DAY before I leave for My wonderful and much anticipated getaway. *sighs*
I’m in a mood obviously. So much so that it would be good to offer yourself as sacrifice. you know the rules, but I’ll post them again:
1.)
Sign up, purchase My items for sale and call. Not to mention, when you sign up, I get a little something extra….oh yeah, and you get $5 free towards your first call. Raise My rate and get your Goddess more exposure!
2.) Get Me a Money Pak. Use this site to locate a retailer nearest you that sells Green Dot products. Go to that retailer with money in your hot little horny hand, and purchase Me a Money Pak. Then rush home, get on your computer and email that Money Pak number to Me.
MAKE SURE YOU SEND ME THE RIGHT DAMN CODE!!!!
3.) Do both #1 & #2 and really get My attention.
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